Two Stroke Johnny was discussing the
manhood of the male anatomy and
inevitable decline of my metabolism
"...cause we all get big someday, and it
ain't a matter of fact but of principles and
a distinguished honor you should
wear like a purple heart you
greed, skinny fuck."
Johnny and I were interrupted by a
German carrying an iron cross behind
him and speaking in tongues about..
" the E in the west and the docks of
Florida and the sneaking suspicion
right at my door..."
The German threw up some more and
asked me about myself and had I
ever seen the waves in Colorado but
before I spoke, the Jerk walked in
breaking window panes and smirking
like a socialite.
The Jerk smiled at Johnny who handed
him the shit but the German sensed he
was a traitor by the way he frowned when
he threw down and lost the hand, so
Johnny popped him two in the gut with
a snub nose and told him
to watch showing what you ain't got
at the card table and let the Jerk walk
away with a lot more than what he
So it went, and we all breathed fire in
the smokehouse awhile more and
I coughed out some philosophy on
the plight of the male condition
"...no matter how much I want
to join the army and make my
family and folks happy,
they just won't have none of my pestilence in
Johnny told me that he "felt me" but
I felt nothing and the German fell and
bumped his head on the iron cross and
forgot who he was so he lit up
a cigarette and testified to
"...the angels in N.Y and the devils
in V.A and the things in between
we keep at bay."
So Johnny let two shots pierce the
sky just to makes sure god had been
listening and he waved the snub nose like
a man with not and yelled,
"...AND YOU BETTER FIX THIS
SWELL FUCKING MESS YOU'VE
MADE CAUSE I'M SICK OF DOIN'
YOUR DIRTY WORK AND YOU
DON"T MAKE NO SENSE!"
And after Johnny made his point clear to
god, I saw it was time to go to work so
I got up and asked both Johnny and
the German if,
"...you guys got any good reasons I
should give to these folks to make
'em wanna love themselves?"
Before I got an answer, the sky
opened up and ate us
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